BLONDIE = BYRON BAY

Hey you, Swedish blond guy, we’ve been to your paradise. We know you’re Swiss, but since you look like a Swedish guy, this is for you. We went to Byron Bay, a hippie place with a lot of surfing and drinking. The place was packed with Scandinavians.  We lived in our camp-van right near the beach. We did some serious surfing, but it was not as good as in Jamaica with you guys. It was very crowded. We did miss the Jamaican rum, but we still had a lot of fun, with Australian goon. Since its only Swedish people there, we met some Swedish people. They were funny. Haha! And btw we went to abraKEBABra, they make magic kebabs. Now we’re in Long Island, near Airlie Beach. We are chillin’ with the rich people who are drinking expensive champagne. We can’t even effort dinner here, so we just eat the included lunch every day. A few days ago, we went to a crocodile safari with a captain guide with one eye. And he looked like a crocodile. It was his last day, and he was talking shit about his boss. Now he will be a taxi driver, nicesen. We also went to the Great Barrier Reef, and we did some serious diving. It was fucking expensive, and not so fun. But the reef was beautiful. Today we have been to a nice sailtrip and we did some tanning at whitehaven beach. That’s the most beautiful beach we’ve ever seen. Even better; we got free beer on the sailboat. This is our last week, and we’re looking forward to see you in Norway in the summer.

Puss och kram

cornflakes and beer on the beach

JAMAICA

carwash

baby crocodiles

mama crocodile

random

Mama is getting married

...alone